Key and Peele’s Hingle McCringleberry skit is looking more and more like reality every weekend.

Wait, so two yellows and you’re ejected?!? What is this? Football?

Yep. Naturally gifted, though maybe not the type to bring their lunchpail to work every day.

This is tragic. I hate hearing about crap like this, even when a fan base I don’t care for is the victim. Can’t someone affiliated with the Ravens organization take a stab at finding a way to reduce violence? Someone willing to deal a knockout blow to violence at games, someone willing to wash away the stains of fan…

Please tell me Matt McGorry didn’t actually get a uterus tattoo. Please no.

I can’t agree. As much as I would have loved it if it were (confirmation of a conspiracy against the Seahawks and all), his hand wasn’t moving forward.

I was debating whether to wear a Jets jersey to Heinz Field this weekend.

For fuck’s sake, Scottie Pippen can’t even get some goddamn love in a sarcastic comment about racist dogwhistles?

He should be fined for talking politics as an athlete. It is not what the first amendment intended. His job is to play sports, not tell people what to think about politics. Michael Jordan won more NBA championships without needing other superstars on his team and without talking politics. Why can’t Lebron do either of…

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Mimic Superman, nobody says a word. Mimic Hawkeye, flag. Hawkeye can’t get any respect.

No fanbase bitches more on this site. So tiresome.

Nice to see Rex gave his “Go out there and act like a big shot even though we’re probably going to lose and God help you if you butt fumble” speech.

Oh, as opposed to some running back who gains 5 yards on a 2nd and 3 and springs up with some 1st down salute? Or a defensive back who breaks up a pass and celebrates with a huge incomplete pass motion.

To make football safer, you would rather the defender back off for fear of drawing a penalty than slam their head at full force into the offensive player’s head.

You could call it helmet-to-shoulder contact. The tackler’s helmet actually hits the receiver in the upper left arm or shoulder. (It’s hardly obvious - I had to step through it frame-by-frame about three times to be sure.)

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

For one, I wouldn’t tilt my head down to place my helmet into the receiver’s ear.

Can’t wait for him to submit this as a thesis paper to earn honors in one of the football team’s more popular majors.

Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....