If the kid has a decent lawyer, it’ll be Schiano saying I-O.

Showed him no MRSA

No chill. Well done. You can find humor in the best of Tynes and the worst of Tynes.

Bicyclist stopped to kneel and tie his shoelace, never saw it coming.

yeah, state department allows it. supposed to look natural and it’s discouraged, but whatev.

naw man, you can smile if you want. it’s just that the photogs in walgreens are way more overzealous than the state dept.

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

Agreed.

Jesus, shut up dummy.

And now cardale Jones is my favorite player. That is one incredible burn.

Another reason I am glad to live in Wisconsin. I can buy liquor pretty much anywhere.

Pretty Corpulent Piggy?

Interesting read! I definitely did not expect this amount of Ariana stanning, I will say.

Man, either the USPS is fuckin up hard or someone’s stealing the Jets’ mail cuz that shit was marked delivered to Florham Park. 

His teammate Darrelle Revis was suppose to intercept the package for him, but got beat by the postal worker.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Looks like Newton has no gravity.

mfw they tell me i never killed the last blackula

Not many people are aware, but Adrian Peterson is a known child abuser. Seems like that could taint a lot of people’s opinions on him.