There is a famous Anderson Silva who fights MMA in the UFC. This is also a guy named Anderson Silva. They are not the same person. An Anderson Silva got his ass kicked. That Anderson Silva is not the famous one.

You’re trying way too hard.

“Did you bullshit last week? Did you try to bullshit last week?”*

Honestly the bad hits he took weren’t supermanning over the line of scrimmage but in the backfield being a normal QB. It is right to question the fairness of his treatment there.

God dammit! We gotta go through another season of this shit?

I’m getting flashbacks of Favre vs Bounty Crew. What Tom Rinaldi-esque storyline is the NFL pushing with Denver?

He fucking launched himself.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

So if players get paid, you don’t think they should be able to pray in the locker room? Yeah, that’s not how it works.

It might be trolling. It might be more entertaining. It has to be further away from re-broadcast scrutiny.

Interesting. I grew up on Air Force bases, and one thing I remember about the couple of hurricanes we caught was always having to go through them and evacuations without dad (the pilot), the flight crews and planes typically just flew to a safe base to sit it out.

Are Shep & Shane going to post a rebuttal? :D

I really don’t understand. For me, taking a knee is, symbolically, every bit as patriotic as standing around staring off into space like most players do, maybe more so. It’s not like he is giving the black power salute, scratching his ass, picking his nose, or giving the finger to the flag.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

There would've been like, no more internet if Cam did it right? Burnt down by all the takes?

I came here to say what everyone else is saying, so I’ll say that this post is like a giant F.U. to Lifehacker readers.

I just got mine Tuesday!

thank you. this times 100 (as someone who just recently relented to the advertisement onslaught). SAD

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.