My personal choice would be “Just a Friend” by Biz Markee because of the fact, based on my college karaoke experiences, it’s THE song where people pour their heart and soul into singing the chorus with unbridled passion.

The NFL — the most militaristic organization on Earth, displays all of its patriotism by mandating that the anthem is played before the game goes on the air (1 pm or 4:15 pm.).

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

I wan’t him to go with the terrible Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song. And before he puts a submission move on someone he should yell to no one in particular “Oh Toodles!” That way I will have finally gotten some ounce of pleasure out of the show who’s cable description reads “Like Dora, but way shitier”.

Truth hurts.

Yes, but is that protest elite?

Baseball is not worth covering. It’s barely worth watching.

I think his website is going through a format change and that helped contribute to this short piece

Oh I see, so Deadspin is just Gizmodo now. Way to go, Univision, you could’ve at least been clever and called this vertical “Gizcourse.” Stick to dick pics!

Prolapsing.

I read this whole damn article thinking Magary wrote it. So, you're welcome or I'm sorry.

How long until Apple develops a revolutionary tether, to connect your EarPods to your phone and prevent losing them over and over again?

This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

“smartwatches are a hyper-luxury item owned by assholes and sycophants.”

“What these guys really want is a market value contract, rather than playing for free in college or an artificially under-valued rookie contract. All about the money with these young guys.”

yup, nothing breeds excitement like the option offense and games decided by seven TD margins. Sign me up!!!

The misuse of memes is a terrible thing.

Stop making-up words.

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No, there’s not “heavy debate”. One media outlet that leans hard left published an op-ed piece and invited comments, most of which will be like-minded by virtue of the publication in which it appears.