“Consider yourself lucky, bud.”

Bob Costas, you dog you.

Looks like something Condé Nast would use to market the Paralympics in Brazil

Why did Vogue Brazil Photoshop that trophy?

What happens when the airline loses your luggage on the way to the award ceremony:

I was just “followed” by 16 sub-blogs, most of which I have never posted on.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

The article doesn’t mention his signing bonus deferment.

Six years of abuse allegations boiled down to a “moment.” What an unmitigated asshole. He deserves to have his balls kicked into outer space by Los Locos.

Well, a touchdown is 6 points and the extra point is 1. Probably it was that.

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

-Well, I had to google Cyanide and Happiness. Link to the the comic when you accuse somebody of stealing a joke!

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Fitzpatrick says he is still trying to understand why, in this particular equation, 1+1+1+1=n<1.

Could someone forward this to Daulerio? I mean, just in case.

I think we’re missing the obvious culprit: Donald Trump.

I hope this stink sticks to Lochte for a long time, just like Craig James, who continues to deny he killed five hookers while he was SMU.

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

An artist’s rendition:

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.