They split the rent equally, each paying $227.25 per month, but the housemate with the single room covers Internet and cable.

I assume millenials edited the closing ceremony, because that’s the only way NBC’s insane stance that it’s the young folks fault why the Olympics didn’t go gangbusters.

Your’s is so small they wouldn’t even bother editing it out.

How would they do that? They don’t have a car, the buses don’t work and they live 26.219 miles away from the border.

I know exactly how this guy feels. Yesterday I farted in the car without warning my wife and daughter, they deff got the worst of it.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

No, nobody died, and the biggest TURD in Brazilian waters was American.

The real Melo answer: ‘Fuck, this feels great. Winning, you call it? I think I remember that from college.’

I shouldn’t be hitting a 24 hr ban limit in just over half that time

Professional Wrestling!!!

Ryan Lochte (on mic center ring): You people are disgusting, Rio is the worst trash city I’ve ever been to. Can you blame me for pissing on it? And I dare anyone to shut me up, and shut up Team USA. We OWN these Games!

If you’re wondering why this story is dominating headlines, Lochte is actually participating in a guerilla-marketing campaign for Seth McFarlane. Lochte bought the rights to the security footage to help make:

Ted 3: Still IntoxicaTed

I’ve watched many a multi-OT NHL playoff game in my time and I’ll agree on tense. Compelling? Because of the stakes, sure. Good hockey? Usually not. Guys are just too gassed.

What are you talking about? They had the possibility of 3 overage players just like Germany had. The rest of the team was u23. Germany could have saved Ozil or Muller for the tournament like Brazil did with Neymar but didn’t.

U23 except for 3 over-age players. Yep, they don’t want competition for the Olympics (and the calendar is pretty crowded).

First futbol story not on Screamer but the official Deadspin page for quite some time.

I REALLY thought he was going to fuck it up with the stutter step at the end.

Eh.. I didn’t so much think it was race-baiting as it was Tirico-specific. But the way it’s shaken out this is as much of a Tirio “ban” as it is a Tomas de Servo or DoesTheHumanWatchtheGame ban. We’re not the lead announcers for SNF, so we’re “banned”?? Umm.. Ok. That’s makes as much sense as me losing out on a job…

I wonder if the contract contains a stipulation for illness? for death?

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Heck, I know this id off topic, but I've been watching women volleyball and playing a drinking game: shot of tequila whenever announcers say any combination of Karch Kiraly. I haven't been to work in 4 days, I think. Psssh.