I just thought Sharon Stone was Chelsea Handler.

Oh, sorry. I’ll try louder.

You know, if you were going to rob Lochte, now would be an extremely opportune time to do it.

I have no real reason to disbelieve him when he says he’s done after this year, but man.... who’s ever left their sport when they were still so much better than everyone else?

No one has yet adequately explained how such a small country produces all the fastest guys.

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

...just the tips.

This is the largest contingent of USA women ever and with the Russians banned almost all across the board, the US women (along with Great Britain) are capitalizing. Great Olympics but for NBC. Fuck NBC.

She should have won with a couple of power bombs.

Felps? The Swimmer Guy? It’s Flaps. Marshaun Flaps. He been one of my favorites to follow, along with that Jamiroquain sprinter, Eustace Bloat.

I hear that Felps guys did good. Am I spelling that right?

“I assume they paid $135 million to shut down everything, because my assumptions are shit.”

Yup. And that first game with Tampa Bay, he kicked what appeared to be the game winner. What a fantastic start for his new team. Maybe this will be the time he finally gets to the play... oh, nope. The Bucs defense allowed the other team to score less than a minute later. : (

Read the fucking article before posting ignorant shit. It’s like 100 words total.

At this point, the only reason I love Buffalo is the ease of having a Wegmans within 5 miles of anywhere.

Well done Mr. Ryan:

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Do you think there are a lot of experts on Brazilian customs and immigration law floating around on Kinja? I’m sure if you go to the State Department website one of their general rules for travelling is keep your nose clean because a lot of foreign law enforcement have no qualms about detaining tourists for…

[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

That will be difficult if the prostitutes are as virulent as the water.