Nah. From the outside of soccer fandom, I get the impression that Ronaldo is a humorless twat, while Zlatan is a delightfully arrogant bastard. Both men have massive egos and reputations, but Zlatan appears to have and be much more fun with his.

Why are you using a picture of Abby Wambach?

Name ten? Okay. From now on ten is to be called Steve.

Fun fact: The combined population of only the New York and Los Angeles Metropolitan Statistical Areas is 33.5 million.

They might have hard turf in North Dakota, but there’s a shortage of insanely fast, aggressive black dudes up there.

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

Gesundheit.

He looks like a dirty wizard.

Oh yeah, the guy who looks like a cross between Joakim Noah and Freddie Mercury.

Agreed about woefully underwriting. Also, since you were greyed (as am I), I just wrote the same thing about her dad’s silver. That was a hard thing to miss, as a the interviewers were banging on about it post-event.

Besides woefully underwriting the drama of what happened here (Carter has been the best US women’s shotputter for over a decade, was excellent in high school, finished 12th in Beijing and 5th in London, and yesterday was down to her last throw, needing an American record to win), her father actually won silver in Los…

It’s this kind of Minnesota Math that got the Vikings public money for their new stadium.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

I mean, I'm a licensed structural engineer

That’s amazing they can build a 50m pool accurate and square to within 3cm, I can’t form concrete to that tolerance on ten feet.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

How young are kids raping now a days that they need a booster?

VW knows that these are the only pokemon there:

Here’s Zahir, with possibly the greatest deadlift pass-out of all time. Good lift though!

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?