PoorNacho
Alas, poor Nacho
PoorNacho

but his character made him that six-tool guy

It ain’t bragging if you back it up.

get that weak shit outta here.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

You’re just being...oh...well that’s a bit redundant then...

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

Elite swimmers are not taking many breaths, it slows them down. If they were allowed to, 50m freestyle would be underwater only. You can find videos of guys running faster than wr times just doing dolphin kicks.

There is a technique to it that you train for, and it’s not that hard to go 5+ or even 10+ seconds in swimming without breathing. Ideally, at that competitive level, you’d probably take about three breaths in that race — one around 35-40 meters, another a few strokes out of the turn, and maybe one more with about 20

I just wanted to reply to this, staying underwater while trying to go all out basically puts your muscles at oxygen debt. I saw an American in the Olympics try to pull off a super long entry off the start (something like half the length of the pool), and he opened up a nice lead doing so...and then got caught before

I mean sure, it was like Kobe, if Phelps had finished last, then jumped back into the pool for another swim with no one else there...

Yes but Brazil used their 3 exceptions on Fred and his two brothers, Ted and Ned.

I have no idea how Olympic soccer works. Is it still under 23's with 3 exceptions? Or something like that?

I don’t get it, even after going through it with a fine-tooth comb, but I'm over it now.

She does too. Her original nose was not sacrosanct.

Yes, it had music. It would be terrible for this clip, though. It was plodding a lot like the game itself.

“You can call off a game because the playing field isn’t up to par?!” - NWSL Commissioner Jeff Plush

But there’s also a gif of a laughing baby falling over...so there’s a bit of risk/reward analysis to be undertaken.

Damn. I know the perfect hayseed jock who is also in a committed relationship with cocaine: