I really don’t like Talladega Nights, but I think that’s a great “fish out of water” idea. A redneck among the snooty European F1 crowd. I’d watch it, even if it has Will Ferrel in it, and especially if Bernie has a cameo.

You’re the asshole who clicked through a link about a movie and actor you claim to despise then proceeded to give your hot take on both.

I honestly loathe this comment. But I also hate you, so that’s probably why. I just don’t think you’re funny. Not as bad as Sandler, but damn I hate you

Funny joke, in 1994.

Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.

“Athletics” is the international term for what we call “track and field.”

Oh, yeah. Real ugly face. *rolls eyes*

The first thing that went through my head, “Sure, you guys waived an UDFA. How brave.”
God I’m cynical.

1.3 million tix unsold for the “opening ceremony”? And protesters managed to “out the torch out”? The prep work for Rio is about as solid as the proof reading work here.

‘1.3 million tickets for the opening ceremony remain unsold.’

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!

So, to understand this, you have to understand Arlington’s geography. They’re located smack in the middle between Dallas and Fort Worth, and their economy is built in a very real way on the money of non-Arlington residents coming in and spending money. They have the area’s theme parks (Six Flags and whatever they’re…

The old saying, Never get into an argument with somone who buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton and whines like a Millennial who's been accidently misgendered by zhe's parents.

No. Assault on a female is an actual charge in the great old state of North Carolina

Yep. Had to be porn. If he was just streaming TV shows or something similar, there’d be no reason to lie about it being Pokémon.

Spending $5k on Pokemon apparently sounds better than spending $5k on porn.

With all these capybaras around, the tournament is sure to be a ROUSing success.

It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.