He certainly spent enough time behind the offensive line during that game to qualify as one.

“Another seventeen couldn’t hurt.”

After watching him and Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl, it makes sense that he’d get paid quarterback money.

That is the humblest of humblebrags.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

The YMCA I go to is full of the oldest women in the world, wandering through the locker room all naked and giving zero fucks about it. I love them! Also the locker room is small enough that a photo situation like the one in the article would be damn near impossible. If I saw someone doing that, I’d be able to fucking…

I’m failing to see where she’s a good person. She took a photo of a naked person without her permission with the intention of body shaming that person and with the intention of sharing it. She claims she didn’t mean to share it with everyone, but she did intend to share it with someone. Come on. She’s a foul troll of…

No. I have never taken a picture of a naked person “by mistake.” I’m pretty sure the situation you’re assuming is happening would be impossible. She took a picture of someone without their permission in order to make fun of them and meant to send it to a friend in order to laugh over it together. Her “mistake” was…

Join a YMCA, you’ll see all humanity in its nakedness

All those innocent stories my great aunt Cindy told us about waking up early to get the Strawberry jam make sense now. I knew there were no strawberry bushes at the god damn ballpark.

2? That’s nothin’. Darryl was taking 8 balls.

yeah if you’re snapping naked people in your gym to make fun of them with anybody, you’re a complete and total piece of shit.

“Accidentally”. Where’s that Jennifer Lawrence gif.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

It’s Ramirez, he can do it.

The Marines will be Valor of course. I guess the Air force can be Instinct, and the Army can continue to lick windows.

Small Correction: When white men act like victims of racial injustice it often sounds like the whining of a 3 year old, rolling on the ground demanding ice cream whenever someone else gets to have some, when they have just had ice cream for every single meal for the past 500 years, and shared with no one.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

I actually am shocked Mick Krizilonski has yet to publicly endorse Trump.

When did Duke host a Trump rally?