Pfeffer: And just like Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 57...

‘Pedantic,’ she corrected dickishly.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

By 28, those should no longer be a concern...

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

This is some good kinja. Started out as simple trolling, has somehow evolved into a decent argument.

You mean like Freakazoid, right??

I guess Jesus didn’t take the wheel...

Looks delicious.

Pontius Payet?

I guess her analogy is accurate. I mean, he did get nailed by Payet.

Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter

The cover-up is always worse than the crime. . . If he’d simply owned up to it, he’d have gotten a fine and a stern letter of warning. But he wanted to play the choir-boy and say “What, me? I’d never do anything like that. . .” and this is what he gets.

“generally aware” is the new “he fucking planned and requested it”. Sigh....Pats fans never disappoint.

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.