But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

But not much less.

Just buy Corona Light and a Lime. You'll hate yourself way less.

The hell bro? It's a wonderful city. After all it's name comes from "Mill -e wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land"

It just now dawned on me: orange juice mayonnaise would be fucking disgusting.

I guess some ladies like a guy who's a freak on the street and Tim Tebow in the bedroom.

It's a Hail Mary that can't miss! Unless, of course, Tebow's quarterbacking the operation.

I know this looks bad, but you have to remember, Trump is an investor. Maybe he’s holding onto the helmet now so he can donate it later, confident in the fact that a Tim Tebow signed helmet is sure to appreciate in val-

I don’t think he was offended. He was just helpfully pointing out that your joke doesn’t make very much sense. Kind of like:

I never really understood this viewpoint. Sure, its not as physical as football or hockey, but from my experience in playing soccer and basketball it has at least the same level of physicality as basketball, if not more. Definitely more than baseball. Oh, and since you are a third string offensive lineman who never…

Am I the only one who thinks the Canadian terminology for penalties is adorable? “Major foul,” “Objectionable conduct,” “Rough play.”

Iceland finished 2nd in their group at least. Portugal finished 3rd in the group.

Then Iceland can qualify in the top 16. This whole “4 of the 6 groups’ 3rd place finishers advance” crap is awful.

What’s even more alarming is Portugal going to the semi finals of one of the three biggest tournaments in the world with 5 straight draws. The Euro needs to go back to 16 teams.

Everyone on the field has that look of “You gotta be Poland my leg!”

Hold on, I’m seeing at least 2 Idiots on the Field. One of them happens to be a very attractive man wearing a Portugal uniform.

“Idiot On The Field Invades Euro 2016 Quarterfinal”

No. He’s a coach.

Still trying to figure out how he still has a job. Charles Barkley (probably) knows more than him about the EPL. (Suggestive parentheses)

It’s gonna be weird not seeing him in his usual uniform anymore.