Virgin Congresswoman Cheri Bustos gets her bill popped.

16 million pounds a year, which is worth about 25 million dollars. Oh wait, 22 million...no, now it’s 18 million....

Judge bans a 10 year old from driving in Virginia? Surprised she didn’t get executed. Oh wait. I’m not on Jalopnik.

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

Goodbye sweet prince

I love (hate) how every MLB announcer has no idea how to analyze or say what’s going on when this happens. The closest I ever heard was “That got him in a very sensitive spot for a male” and I was floored.

See? See how good it could be?

“Fewer than ten cases occur annually in the United States.”

I was thinking that but then I realised that I shave my bits before a doctor has to go near them and brush my teeth before I see the dentist and sometimes I stack the plates for my restaurant server.

RELAX FOR A SECOND

Alien is Predator

One of my favorite images in sporting history.

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

Not in Wisconsin! You’d be asked why you waited until your kid was 7.

the other 0.2%?

For some reason the article doesn’t say how the AI did in the homoerotic volleyball simulation?

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

Oh man, imagine a bunch of M. Rossi pilots flying around.... I don’t want to live on this plant anymore.

The word “Dogfight” is literally not anywhere in the original JoDM article.

You’re making me miss Tyler, Andrew.

Fun fact: Jake originally tried marketing and advocating his own version of freebase cocaine for former athletes. But he had trouble getting it going because of an unfortunate naming choice. “Plummer’s Crack” never got the investment interest he was looking for.