An England loss will prompt every sports media outlet to use their cheesiest Brexit headline.

Yes

Luckily the Navy has thought of that, and is implementing a cutting-edge strategy of “not throwing out everything else on the boat just because we got a laser”

Yeah but can we talk about the Chilean defender smacking into the post? That was pure slapstick.

Lasers aren’t likely to make an effective anti submarine weapon no matter what the weather is like.

All that money and they didn’t even spellcheck the stadium’s name?

Pictured: Ming, right before the “Yow!”

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

Always refreshing to see a stupid, real hot take as a rebuttal to a stupid, sarcastic hot take.

W2 soon

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

No man is an island, unless he's Mauricio Isla.

Chris, you could have made that kick.

4/10

Subtle marketing there by Kellogs.

The extra R is for retirement.

I’m not saying we have bad karma for signing Jose Reyes....wait a sec, I AM TOTALLY FUCKING SAYING THAT.

Messi puts that shit a foot to the right and g’night.

Can’t go wrong with a Xhaka-Shaq strat.

He was drafted by Brad Childress to be a franchise QB, so....no, no and highly unlikely.