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What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

Hey, Kluwe has seen Black Mirror. Neat.

Well yeah. What’ve you got on your sports calendar for today?

Just like in So-chi, except that one sure seemed planned

Imagine half of Leicester Cities fans and boards thought it would be a good idea to leave the FA because they didn’t like the influence other teams had on their ability to play football. Lets call it Foxit. But shockingly, leaving the FA means they are no longer in the Premier League and the FA CUp. They are no longer…

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

Coincidentally, “Niggli” is how my uncle described J.R. Smith’s behavior this week.

Nick Swisher and Tim Cowlishaw are single-handedly ruining the moment here.

Plumbing Fittings, Ranked By JR Smith:

“Now Drew, I need your folks to sit down for a minute while I tell you the most sordid tale in White House history - the one we call the “POTUS POOPUS”. It all started on a cloudy night in April after a large seafood dinner...”

...You couldn’t think of a good one either, huh? Well, we tried.

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I like how Demi rants about this stuff, as if she is so morally and intellectually high and mighty. Get off your high horse, girl. Celeb gossip pays your fucking bills.

Great article, Billy, but I have one problem with you saying the Argentinians “Hulk-smashed” the US men’s team. That is impossible because Hulk is Brazilian and I believe didn’t see a single minute of action

125k/yr? Thats a median tech wage in CA. A far cry from a 10m/yr contract.

There is something cavailer about selling the American Dream to people who can’t afford it or are too irresponsible to own it

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea