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PoorNacho

Will we ever see a day where the commissioner of a mahor sports league congratulates the players and coaches who just won a championship first instead of always starting with the asshole plutocrat who owns the team, as if they had anything to do with it? Irritates me so much each time.

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There is bear cum! There is bear cum! There is bear cum! There is bear cum!

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Once, on the I-5 in the middle of fucking nowhere, I made that exact sound.

Ok ok ok ok that seems bad but has anybody found out if her skin was white as snow? Cause if so-I blame the liberal fairytale media for corrupting our middle aged adult pedophiles.

How bout a little JSFcest to class up the joint

Later they fixed the pilot burning to death issue with a software update that made future pilots freeze to death.

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, who was playing at left-back in the match between Järna SK’s reserve team and Pershagen SK

What kind of action did Austria’s soccer federation take against their 11 for such shoddy play, and what kind of compensation did they recover?

Sued eight, and land

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch

Oh, are people making dumb comments again? ^o)

Congratulations on being the fastest typer today.

What a time to be Scottish ;D

Now upload the Irish singing the Italian anthem, stat!

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

When the Panthers play it’ll be known as a Jágr bomb machine.

What if I can’t order Pinot Noir without giggling?

Dear Hamilton, from now on you will be getting 75% of your agreed-upon salary, since it’s “basically the same thing.”

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

Jeez, who let Hamilton over here again? Sorry buddy, but you’re no Drew Magary. Drew Magary is funny, this is, well, I don’t know what but it’s definitely not adequate.