Cleveland is like that girlfriend LeBron just can’t break up with.

Samer, I think you missed the subtext in LeBron’s quote:

I’ve got no plans to go nowhere.

Flush?

“Run through a mutha fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”

We lost to the #1 and the #3 teams in Fifa rankings. we finished higher than Brazil and we’re in the 3rd place game- nothing to be ashamed of. Also, don’t you think Beckerman looks like a dwarf from The Hobbit?

“Idiot on the Field bows out to Messi and Argentina.”

I think you missed the joke, kind sir.

Pssh. Lavessi sprinted into him and dove after the play was over.

First she gives up the ball. Then does a hard foul on Messi. And then a yellow card. And I thought she played on the other team

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

Better goalies than Guzan would have watched that go in as well.

Jabroni is #10

Who does Darlington Nagbe have to kill to get into the starting XI?

I want USMNT players to challenge themselves outside the MLS.....

maybe all of those guys are knowledgeable in tax law and will really use that to get under Messi’s skin?

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

“We guarantee that there will be no more such incidents at Rio 2016.”

Animal rights groups have been conflicted about the matter, with some noting the cruelty of keeping wild animals in captivity, while others acknowledged that dying in Brazil beats the hell out of living in Jacksonville.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?