It took a lot of work to weave that last part into the joke.

I can see the scene where he complains about the water fountains being too low, then cut to shot of him drinking from a bidet.

+1 digital tire gauge

I haven’t seen so much to-do over wet roads since that time Dusty found out his wife had cocktails with the Nature Boy.

God, I miss Dr. Z

That’s the only gym within easy reach of 25,000 daily workers, plus however many people are visiting that day. It’s been turning over between teams just as much as any other around Arlington.

{Googles}

I watched this happen and my first thought was whether Burke had got the gif. I might need to Deadspin a little less.

Nah. Some of us have long names and short... urine flows.

Why does George Will get all the blowjobs? I have obnoxious opinions too.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Time to rename it the Home Run Preakness.

“before both feet or any part of his body other than his hands touches the ground inbounds”

Iran Contra is mine. Those hearings preempted Sesame Street

We know how that would have gone at the end.

The look on the second Belgians face as he went flying by on the stoppie.

Yeah, but that goal is also on De Bruyne. He had one job, stay on the post. By the time of the header he was almost behind Courtois and the ball went right where he should have been standing.

Not quite a news conference, but I think we give her the benefit of the doubt

But for them it's a cooking channel

The sheep care. They really care.