Johnny would have been better off hiring Lawyer Milloy or Ty Law. Hell, even Ndamakong Suh.

He actually wrote: “Joy to Cleveland and Cavaliers fans everywhere. Rejoice! Your friend, Earl Joseph Smith III" You'd be able to read the full thing if it wasn't so cold in that room.

* Not suitable for men under 135 pounds. The ride is good but the ‘ejection’ might break your neck.

Can he do play-by-play for the next time I convince Mrs. Nacho that she isn't too tired? Love the intensity here and 40 seconds is great timing.

Close. Throw his knee ligaments in that pic and you’d be spot on.

Lost it at 2Red2Wedding. Will Ser Luda of the Bling be there?

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

And put big poles running across the field, so the players could just spin around really fast and slam into the ball.

Meanwhile, back at the Mexican fan end of the field...

The math checks out

Bill Belichick needs to start doing this:

Let me finish that for you.

If I hear one word about Billy Fucillo, someone is getting a courtesy Draymond Green-nutshot.

While I’ll always allow for Prince Hal to show the way, when it comes to English hoolies, Two Gentlemen of Venereal seems more apt.

So.... Win-win?

Was that Chewbacca doing color commentary at the very start of the clip?

Is the linebackers coach typically responsible to determine if a WR has a concussion?

Well played

PPS: Fuck Doug Brien Week is every week.

PS: You at least got the e-mail about Fuck Doug Brien Week, right?