As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

So to your mind, what positive message are the fans sending? In what way are they trying to heckle the keeper that is acceptable?

When I see an NBA headline about Iggy and dick and balls, I naturally assume that D’Angelo Russell has been recording Swaggy P again.

You’d better. The Anova Sous Vide Circulator may never be at an all time low price again (this month).

Neymar may not be his favorite player, but that boy is going to learn all about a Brazilian.

Hudson River Derby? That’s a glory boy, first round pick of a river. Now the Harlem River, that’s a role player, working hard, also in between these two stadiums. Never hear a word about the old Harlem though, no sir.

He told the BBC afterward: “As a sub you’ve always got to be ready.”

Suicidal Ithacans are ‘gorge’ous.

This is also my approach in the budoir.

This is not the Black and Gold yinzers want to see on their screens.

Big Ben: {videos his urinalysis}

“Check out the home run on the bottom of these shoes!”

Not if you keep lube handy

Will have to be an NL team. No DH increases the odds of games ending Dos a Cero.

Are you in one of those markets? Because in DC we got the end of TB-NY.

That's a real punch in the gut for them.

Congrats to Pellegrini and the entire Man City organization on a tremendous campaign. Job well done. Wait, what? 4th? But Billy said...

I’d be staying in bed for another 7 minutes, and I’m not talking about the Snooze button.

Pancakes, Rock! It's always pancakes.

What needs to happen for Leicester to clinch the title? Just for Billy to write a 3,000 word article explaining how Spurs are guaranteed to run away with it. That seemed to do the trick to kill off City and Arsenal.