No need, they all have the exact same schedule. All teams play every other team home and home. Best record by points wins.

No one needs you posting Chip Kelly’s jack pics on this site!

“Useless scouts.” - George Armstrong Cust......

That's clearly a Flemish Eggbeater. The launch leg at a 25 degree angle is what gives it away.

Are Waldorf and Statler checking out Mom's ass?

They are, but it looks like NHL has it set up like NCAA with two regions in each conference, each with 1-4 seeds.

What, you want Deadspin’s lead soccer writer to work on the weekend when his sport is actually played? You monster!

God damn I loved that game

E.T. ?

:)

How amazing will it be if City beats Bayern in the final? Pellegrini can just flip the keys to Pep and say, "Here bitch, take my sloppy seconds."

Seems like he would do better playing for Oakland.

I hope Nick Mangolden Retriever is ok.

Thank god it's not retroactive. Antonio Cromartie would be on paid leave through the 2019 season.

If you re-run 'Thighs Have It', it will be better by default than any soccer item that Billy Haisley has ever posted.

Nice!

I know the Brits put more stock in the FA Cup than Europa, so this isn't entirely an apples to apples comparison. But, we were just praising Tottenham for DGAF'ing their Europa chances so they could rest up and stay focused for the Prem. I don't think Arsenal has the title run in them anyway, but doesn't this loss…

Burneko actually caved about the no-recipe thing a while back. They include one now, they just don’t make the link obvious. I haven’t found this one yet, but here’s an old one...

I'm not buying their apology. Looking back at the last couple of years, they released both Adam and Steve.

Should have gone with Leicester and a Thai hooker. Yours is more topical, but way creepier.