That's a real punch in the gut for them.

Congrats to Pellegrini and the entire Man City organization on a tremendous campaign. Job well done. Wait, what? 4th? But Billy said...

I’d be staying in bed for another 7 minutes, and I’m not talking about the Snooze button.

Pancakes, Rock! It's always pancakes.

What needs to happen for Leicester to clinch the title? Just for Billy to write a 3,000 word article explaining how Spurs are guaranteed to run away with it. That seemed to do the trick to kill off City and Arsenal.

No need, they all have the exact same schedule. All teams play every other team home and home. Best record by points wins.

No one needs you posting Chip Kelly’s jack pics on this site!

“Useless scouts.” - George Armstrong Cust......

That's clearly a Flemish Eggbeater. The launch leg at a 25 degree angle is what gives it away.

Are Waldorf and Statler checking out Mom's ass?

They are, but it looks like NHL has it set up like NCAA with two regions in each conference, each with 1-4 seeds.

What, you want Deadspin’s lead soccer writer to work on the weekend when his sport is actually played? You monster!

God damn I loved that game

E.T. ?

:)

How amazing will it be if City beats Bayern in the final? Pellegrini can just flip the keys to Pep and say, "Here bitch, take my sloppy seconds."

Seems like he would do better playing for Oakland.

I hope Nick Mangolden Retriever is ok.

Thank god it's not retroactive. Antonio Cromartie would be on paid leave through the 2019 season.

If you re-run 'Thighs Have It', it will be better by default than any soccer item that Billy Haisley has ever posted.