I would spend my last dollar on this joke.

Sark: Calls in play

I know Bonds is quantitatively better than McGwire, but if steroids isn't the issue, why not Mac?

That really sucks. Hope someone at least has the decency to take him out for a farewell drink.

But can he do it on a rainy night in Stoke?

No. Watch crappy bystander videos on your phone, like the rest of us.

Thank you.

Oddly enough, me too. Maybe the next story will be about Shaun White and Andy Dalton filming a sex video while on a goodwill trip to Thailand.

A reasoned and fair response. I commend you on your class and gentlemanlines. If I had to compare it to anything in Spanish, I think it would be “Dos a cero”.

{Translated from Spanish} This reminds me of how we support the bravery of opposing goalkeepers by shouting “Puto! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)”.

“Can you drop two tickets for me at will call for the Bills game? Just leave them under either Fogel or Sandusky? Thanks.”

I’ve bought enough that I have a barrel guy.

Could we open a beer stand at the cemetery? $.25 beers with the proceeds to those kids.

As someone who has Bob Grant’s voice burned into his brain... “Get off my phone, you jerk!”

+1 IYAOYAS

435 combined pounds and/or one minute and thirty seven seconds.

Janikowski was also seen puking on the sideline, but drinking a bottle of Blackhaus will do that to you.

But enough about Leicester’s trip to Thailand...

After the throat-job we saw at FedEx a few weeks back, we’re halfway through the NFC East.