"The horsey says 'neigh', but I don't believe her."

“Oh, but when I do it it’s a penalty?”

The Crew Dragon? Puh-leeze. If it's white and it's a dragon, it's name is Ruth.

Conversely, you can’t spell ‘Eddie Lacy’ with ‘Lo-cal’.

He already said we don’t want to watch Bills fans.

Basically

You spanakopidiot!

Triple option with Gurley and Tavon? I like it.

Don't you have to sit out a year to go from ICU to Ole Miss?

Aaron Rodgers loves this song that Olivia Mumn recommended.

And Russell Wilson, with the deep cut...

Julian Edelman said to say ‘Hi’.

And one for Adrian Peterson, Cam, and Payton.

I heard Kellen Winslow Jr just announced his retirement.

“Pass it to Pink, then 2 points for Zink.”

The Knickerbocker Shocker

{Pours one out for the man himself}

Yeah, sure. I also tell my wife that I spilled ‘coffee’ when the keyboard isn’t working properly. And that the coffee spill erased the browser history.

Mariano Rivera did like to bring the happy ending for the fans.

Wait, is Emmit Smith Australian? It all makes sense now!