I agree about the play, but why did you finish your comment with the Aussie Pledge of Allegiance?

“I’ll leave you this teddy bear to help you feel safe tonight. No, that’s totally not a hidden camera inside it. Why do you ask?”

Maybe that's why Fitzmagic kept throwing it to the Bills defenders. And not because the Jets just played like ass... :(

Ol’ Stabby’s moves were known as the Squirrel Dance, I think the K9 would have been riveted.

"You are masturbating for my FREEDOM, dammit. You should be whacking off onto a live bald eagle at least twice daily."

lot’s of grit to go into enemy territory like that and face down mr laptop thief to his face. this seems like a reel blue-collar lunch pail kind of family. i bet there favorite packer is the fullback, they were probably calling his name even when newton was out on the field.

I'm watching it on my phone vertically. What's the issue?

Looks like the Tigers may struggle to score with these guys out. Anyone know if their kicker is one of the strikers?

That’s GREAT hustle!

Did the Vols band at least play “Rocky (road) Top” as a sign of respect?

It’s good to see his tattoos are holding up. Maybe he should get a new one: “When you light the fuse, Mr. Firework is no longer your friend.”

Lions’ fans are renowned for eating some... distasteful dishes, but even your friends don’t plan to try lamprey pie, do they?

His sack celebration moves all need to be firework-themed.

Definitely pounding some back.

{Tips hat}

First served, first cvm.

“Pogroms here! Get your pogroms! Can’t tell the racists without a pogrom!”

He went on to add:

While your point is taken, the Giants don’t actually play in New York and NYPD wasn’t involved here

Speaking of Powder at an NFL game, does anyone have Matt Hasselback’s stat line from last night?