"No, sir, you seem to have misunderstood. It's pronounced Buckingham Palace. With a 'B'."

"Proper fucked?"

That kid's not old enough to get the camera shot!

{Nods emphatically} - Ndamakong Suh

You went a long way for that one. +2

You had Rock of Gayges right there.

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There isn't a better beard around the Seahawks than Ragnar's. Well, except for Ciara.

I believe the Browns are concerned about Manziel playing on the Raiders’ shitty field. Despite new NFL standards, the Coliseum has nothing but white lines.

“Five times in nine minutes? Even I think that’s fast on the trigger.”

He did lose the leanest and part of the meanest.

Kill the Blatter, kill the Blatter....

Creature Report!

I can't even imagine spending three hours on this many posts pretending to be an idiot.

Gotta respect your commitment to the long troll.

“Thank you for calling DirecTV. Why, of course we can sign you up for NFL Sunday Ticket, although it sounds like you are looking for something slightly more... German. Now I just need a credit card, Mr. Matsui.”

“kicking a Patriots fan in the back of his leg”

“No wahn denies this!”

So close. +3 for the effort.

O, an he gon drank!