PoorNacho
Alas, poor Nacho
PoorNacho

Aww shit. I was getting into Spurs last season as I watched more Prem. Now you tell me that they’re the EPL Jets? I'm already stuck with my stupid NFL Jets.

His cerebellum, on the other hand, is merely scrambled.

Apparently Billy's copy editor is the same person as Mario's twitter editor.

Mookie Wilson asked me to tell you: "+1"

Joe Thiessman: “Robert Griffin III Leaves Preseason Game With One Healthy Shoulder”

“It was clearly the right call at the time. I should have made a stronger play to the phone, but Elin followed her gut and jumped my route. Great hustle, really paid off for her.”

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Do you think United raise the stakes for Kane? Tot maybe lets him get one last home game in front of the fans.

His grammar is atrocious. That should read: “Are Joe Flacco a elite quarterback?”

Also applies to Chef Smith's Paleo Diet Plan. Curbs screw you up, so no eating Lendls or Paste.

It is nicely stitched together.

Alfred Blue may also have a groin injury? Couldn't they be more specific about the location?

+1

+1,000,000 for the l33t MS Paint skillz

This 1,000%. I don’t have to worry about my kids when we get out somewhere. Plus it was so much easier getting car seats in and out when they were smaller.

This will only lead to the softening of our one remaining masculine stronghold. Pretty soon our toughest linemen will be going off for retreats in comfortable bungalows in the woods...

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

Martinoli continued, “And then Herrera threw bottles all over the concourse and his daughter tossed a cup of urine at me as I talked to the TSA official.”

At least they learned something from Hulk Hogan and aren't calling each other Bagger.