Spicy hot take, but needs more tripe.

And that the fucking remedial chant is so easily thrown back in our face. Even my 4-year old thinks it's funny to say "J-E-S-T", and that little bastard can't even read.

Three years ago, Mark fucking Sanchez threw the ball to Tim fucking Tebow on a flat route and hit him in the back of his helmet.

"Tell me about it." - Mama Cass

Said Carmelo Anthony, never.

Reporter: “Coach, your line is looking strong this offseason. With so many options, how will you decide who to start.”

Someone has to make sheet cake for ceremonies.

Need to take that game 3D!

The drink is made on Saturday but Billy doesn’t bother to drink it until Monday.

Still feeling the pain from devastating strikes: Cecilia Santiago (2015), Pearl Harbor (1941), Air Traffic Controllers (1981).

Can we talk to Drunkspin about creating a cocktail called the Bicycle Kick? What would be in it?

Did we lose a war? That’s not America. That’s not even Mexico Thailand.

1337 Me in St. Louis

It’s Monday night?

You naughty little monkey...

We’re going to have to assume the OP is a SWO. Fly boy would have taken the shot.

Britney: “Oops, I did it again...”

I second your nomination to only utilize the phrase "The Hot Take Factory" from now on.

Like it's our fault they held the match in America B.