Bonus points if he was smart enough to spray himself every now and then.

"Watch This OSU Cheerleader Gut Nuked in Three Photos."

I heard after her last day trip she only uses Grinder.

They also managed to close it out without getting Neymar killed. The last 15 minutes were nasty, especially once the Atletico guys started trying to provoke Neymar into a response.

One recommendation is to get a fair-sized body of approved commenters early on. I like Screamer's stories, but there seem to be so few commenters who can pull pending comments up out of the grays.

Judging by the way the fans at Camp Nou responded, Jimenez's middle name must be Longinus.

That would be odd. In the EPL, when someone is in your bed who shouldn't be, it's usually John Terry.

Holy fuck. +1 trimester

"When I'm older, I want to sit in your seat & watch your Egyptian ass ref a game build a pyramid."

"Oh my sweet lord! That subtle social media touch! That incredible feel, to pluck Instagrams right out of the very heavens! Magisterial!"

I work for the Navy and it isn't blocked. Kotaku is the only GM site I can't get to.

As a Jets fan (ugh) I hope that my Jets brothers (ugh) have the professionalism to do this to Jameis when he is drafted by New York (uuuuggggghhhhhh).

He is dressed for the part.

{weeps}

Dillweed. +1

Id like to help, but I got nothing.

"I applaud the decision by the administrators at the University of Nebraska. Sometimes you just have to do what you think is right, regardless of the status of the comma."

Oh, is Mike going to cover the Lions this weekend?

"I'll take 'Know Therapists' for $200 Alex."

Verily