As a Jets fan, as bad as our season is this year I'm still glad we got rid of that turd.

Tell him to put his eye up to the hole...

But Woody never tackled celebrity with this kind of lightness, and he also never came up with an astounding/disgusting joke about cum-stained sheets.

I bailed when they moved to the Slinky and tried to force me into a PSL. Wasn't worth it.

That'th funny

I was going to go with Sam Hurd. Nice job.

Head of the Royal Navy is the First Sea Lord. That's pretty tight.

They should pass a law.

When you're a Jet,

Amar'e: "See Melo, now that's what a beard looks like!"

especially since the delay of game is 100% on the coach. He didn't get the offense off the field until half the play clock was gone. It was third down, just have the QB spike the ball and go kick it on 4th down with plenty of time to set up the kick.

I hate Kinja! How do I file a complaint?

"That's just a little play on turds I came up with. A dubble on Tawny, if you will! JJ What is such a headape for offensive court Naders out there. You have to adjunct your whole screen just to accouch for him! "

and then we gon get dem cherries! CHUH CHUH!

The entire stadium embracing conformity under the visage of a stern, shadowy figure? I see our Spanish friends are re-embracing their legacy of the Inquisition and Franco.

Though not featured in the video, Riley Cooper also enjoys pretending to be a ghost.

Pierre Sprey just threw up in his mouth...

Well, maybe Teddy. His brother didn't do so well in the car.

I'm guessing that the penalty was because his teammates joined in with him, not his putt by itself. You can do what he did, it just can't be a group thing.

Yeah, but I'm going to need an eighth and some twinkles.