Smithers: "Sir, I believe the angry Polish mob is saying 'Boo-urnsczyczk'."

I'm still confused, what are the pants made of?

Counterpoint, Tim Tebow: "Such a nice boy, always listening to his coaches, shows a great desire to get better and learn the pro game. A real hard worker, not like all those thugs."

It was a hairy situation!

Gawker and Jez have pretty much concluded that he is an unholy demon spawn of Willy Wonka, Pee Wee Herman, Sheldon from BBT, and Loki.
That orgy picture is now in your mind space, so you have that going for you.

Same here. :)

I like to go with thinly sliced bits of sun dried tomato to get some of the flavor without the wateriness of slices.

I get a lot done in the first minute. Sometimes it's all I have.

:)

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Mike Vick is looking for a new job. Does Sochi need someone good with dogs?

Tough analogy. I mean, parallels? Didn't Cory finished up more perpendicular to 524 East 72nd Street?

//Previous note does not apply to Jovan Belcher, who only has little bits gravel from the Arrowhead parking lot in his brain today.

/Does not apply to NFL players, who already had random beeps and ringing in their heads today.

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die. You know full well that anyone reading your comment now has that damn song in their head for the next three hours.

That Consumer Reports subscription is paying off.

That's her impression of Kristin Stewart being excited by the fashion.

Those calluses tell me somebody's been putting in extra time at the office shredder. Get jacked and stay ahead of those pesky Feds.

Bort thinks this is hilarious

I'm surprised to see them in Germany, but you've never placed a bet with those bookmakers in Chicago who only cover their AL team? The office is actually in a pretty spot, over where the CSSC runs into the Des Plaines River. Give Vinny a call over at Canal Sox Touts, he'll hook you up.