Would they? The heavier person should build up more speed on the downhill, so if their launch velocity is higher they might travel farther. Be interesting to check the results from Sochi, although we'd have to confirm that they both start from the same spot.

He will not give you pretty flowers.

+15 will get you 20

You'll paint his helmet when you pry it from his cold, dead fingers.

Man, looks like a real oven in there. I guess Alianz really was the right sponsor for the naming rights after all.

That second one is surprising. Based on the direction Putin has taken Russian politics, I would have thought he would be a big fan of Regressing. Sorry Reuben.

Your avatar made me try to clean my screen.

+2 rhythmic snaps

At least please go back to candy. They eat it, it's gone and done with. Now I spend the next three weeks stepping on even more crappy 10 cent toys than usual.

So when's the party?

If you do a piñata in the backyard, stick with a wiffle ball bat. Guaranteed that at least one child will whale on another with it.

Nolan just cut down Reilly faster than trees on a Snyder property.

D. Orlando Ledbetter hopes Champ Bailey gets a pick six, because he likes to see classy guys like Champ up in the house.

Ewe bastard

You're always good to switch to your new place, but the diehards still won't trust you until that 1-15 season happens. It probably doesn't help in your case that you go from Boston to the new hot team in the NFC, but at least you have geography and family to go with the Bawston teams.

It's ok to become a fan because a team is good, because who in their right mind would choose, as an adult, to start following a team that consistently sucks. But they're kinda on probation until the next time the team is down, and then we'll see if they stay. Be the guy at the bar still cheering for your shitty team…

Sigh, black and white clashing in Nahfuk, again. And the Justice Department was this close to getting off our back about the Civil Rights Act.

Jesus, that made me choke...

4 out of 5 gynecologists agree.

For Christ's sake, quit hectoring him.