Jesus, keep throwing that lame name-calling at everyone who doesn't to the party line here.

We had that, it was MadTV. Which I generally thought was great, skewed a bit younger in its jokes than SNL, but very funny. But younger audiences aren't usually home watching TV on Saturday night and that hurt it from the beginning.

+7. No wait, +9

Open challenge (because I can't think of a good one): Best line about someone tampering with Mike Hunt. Suggestions include Bill Belichick and/or Jezebel. Aaaaaannnnnnddd go!

Normally when Cromartie slams his head around, the next checkup is by an OB-GYN.

His comment is great, but it isn't an all time high. That comment on Drew's kid's Christmas list had over 2,000 comments.

"Linux? What does the kid from Peanuts with the blanket have to do with basketball?"

It is not.

{INT}: A comedian sits in his dressing room, working on his autobiography. The working title is an inside joke with his agent: "What It's Like To Shoot Speedballs and Snow". He hears the boss calling.

(Never Says) Halo (To Girls)

That isn't even just protecting the goal, you pretty much have to stop every shot from getting to the end line. These guys are going to be so drunk.

WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX,

Persian Kitty, making cash off of links to other people's stuff since 1996.

Truly, holding the contest in snow pleased the gods and there was much propitiating to be had.

I almost changed my screen name to this. Drew's goal should be for every Deadspin commenter to be named straight out of Emmitt Smith's Mailbag.

Revoking the fame and prestige of a star is clearly the worst thing that can be done to a man.

I'm officially reading too much Deadspin. You mentioned 'Flexing' and 'NFL' and I immediately thought about how sad Steve Nash's divorce case is.

That's OK, some of us got kellen's joke.

You're basically arguing on behalf of AAA baseball. It's a nice fan experience, great to take the kids to the ballpark, but at the end of the day you know that it's a sub-par product.

Roots