To my mind, this was clearly Archie and Cooper: "Son, you're about to learn the hard way why you don't touch Mr. Peyton's Buick unless Mr. Peyton says you can touch his Buick."

"That's a real tough break, Cade. But it's alright, you can wait until we're back on the bus to cup my balls."

“@Foster_23: It's Cougar week! #BeatVivid #3HoleTime” THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WONT EVEN GET DRAFTED NOW HAHAHAHAH"

Alabamish

I have to assume that his name is Nick and his older brother is Bryant. It's a law down there, right?

Nope.

I dunno, this seams like a stretch...

I was going to try for a Teddy Roosevelt + Rough Riders + Black Bears joke, but then I figured, "Nah, a Spanish-American War joke should stand on its own."

It's all I can read too.

I'm pretty sure Black Bears looking for White Twinks is a Craigslist Personals section.

"Using Maine to gin up outrage for your pet cause? +1" - William Randolph Hearst

Although impressed by the First Lady's Let's Move anti-obesity campaign, officials in France ultimately decided on a more direct approach.

Bringing guns into a domestic dispute? I thought the George Zimmerman stories got covered over on Gawker.

Perhaps this is the wrong thread, but does anyone know why FSU cancelled their recruitment visit to that Korean kicker up in Baltimore? I've seen him play, Shi Sed Noh has a hell of a leg.

T.O. : "Man, what I wouldn't give to be there right now with a Sharpie."

I still have a scar from the last time my wife walked in on me 'starting a fight with the deputy'.

"Weeeee, I'm a giant!"

2 for 2. Keep coming strong with that real old timey religion. I've been Jonesing for a good Cadmus and the Myrmidons dick joke.

This comment clearly should have been written as a short form recipe. Also, have you tried calling someone a choad and covering it with white truffle oil and my grandmother's anisette?