I love it! Because when I think of Dad, the first picture that comes to mind is a grown man sitting on the shitter feeling sorry for himself.

Oh, snap!

Joe Theeeeeesman wants less talking heads blathering?

Alas, poor Nacho. I knew him, D'Brickashaw: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
laid a 16-year old on her back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those passes that I have picked I know
not how oft. Where be your pump fakes now? your
gambols?…

And not to slight the side of Gomorrah, it will also earn him a longer career than Mark Sanchez.

Just remember, this football equivalent of a Tijuana ping pong show will earn this guy a longer NFL career than Tim Tebow.

Agreed. I tried to find a better one in the same spirit, but when I Googled "Rex Ryan Fuck Gif" all I got were links to the sandals section on Zappos.

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Can't.... be... unseen... Gaaaaaaaaah!!!

Even I think it's juvenile... And awesome. :)

You said 'but fuck'. Heh-heh, heh-heh.

Oh no, I touched man-butt! I swear Jeebus, I didn't mean to. I promise, I'll go home tonight and have relations with my wife as you boringly intended, face to face, with the lights out, and only for the purpose of procreation. Please don't smite me down and send me to that horrible place, with the rivers of fire and…

They're mainly for mashing the potatoes for making gnocchi. Mashed potatoes, cauliflower, anything else, etc, are just a second use.

You leave Mitzi out of this! She's a good dog, yes she is.

Terrible photojournalism here. The camera is pointed in the wrong direction. To see and understand the heart of JoePa you just have to look the other way.

Cool, but now how do I get the buttery roasted garlic off of my.... torso. Yeah, let's go with torso.

The scientific phrase for this phenomenon, if I remember freshman year correctly, is the depleted uranium shits.

This is on HBO a LOT right now. And I will watch a redhead in the shower three times a day and five times on Sunday.

Gronk: Please, I know what that means. Just last Monday, Coach was saying all "Gronk, you can't let Kuechly push you around like that" and I was like "No worries boss, I'll get more physicist with him on this next route."

I'm pretty sure his pancreas produces it's own Chloramphenicol by now.