Apparently Kinja left a second sample in my post. :(

True, but in his case there are products that can help deal with the ashy greyness.

:(

He should try more casual theater. The River City Players' production of Kiss Me, Kate Hudson should be more up his alley.

That's it, game's over. Showers everyone.

Used to be. Now it's called iPad.

Hey, AC had a medical procedure and now he doesn't even do that.

OK, took a minute but I see what you were going for there.

Just curious, why the attitude? I don't see anything in Tom's story that is obnoxious or snarky, just pretty straight description of this guy's death.

In an attempt to lighten the mood, Geno Smith also tried to make it rain but the dollar bills were immediately intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Calm down meow

And an episiotomy is an excuse for asshat Dads to joke about "slipping the doc $20 to throw in a couple of extra stitches..."

That's her married name. Her maiden name was Doug Brien. Fuck Doug Brien sideways.

Chiefs do it a bit differently than leprechauns. Dwayne Bowe apparently found a pot full of pot.

While the Jezzies can be a little bit high strung, it was just a joke about an old commenter.

kinja'd

It seemed a bit large to me too. Maybe Al Davis is starting at RB for the Silver and Black?

Just remember, yvan is generally a pretty fair minded and rational crossover poster between DS and Jezebel. Even as a griefer don't run this game over there. The last guy who tried it was Eddie Murray Sparkles, and... well.... we don't talk about EMS no more.

Nice, beat me to it. I was thinking that the EMTs would find confetti in the first aid kit. Glad I read the greys.

I would forgive TWWL for so much if they would just let Gruden say, "Boy, the Bucs sure are pushing the Dolphins around tonight. I mean, really bullying them."