Cooler, yeah, but which one is still flying?

They need to tell you this shit before you get kicked out of the zoo. How was I supposed to know the giraffes didn't like getting masturbated on?

They didn't even take their helmets and face guards off. Who would have thought these chicks didn't like to take shots to the face?

"That's my kind of sporting event! Does Bemidji need an enforcer?"

And on Veteran's Day too. Still, +9 to 5.

Ask Mr. Incognito to explain it to you. I think he got through a bit more of the liberal arts curricula than you might have.

Splendid. Fine attention to detail. Yeoman, fetch a +1 for the Leftenant.

She says you are right and I am an idiot. But she says that a lot, so take it with a grain of salt.

But their AD is a clueless bitch. Say what you will about Ms. Perlman's work on Cheers, but she really doesn't know anything about football.

*You're. I are dumb.

So, what your saying is that there isn't going to be a god damn snack?

+2 scoop rice

Don't get between an Irish family and boiled spare ribs. Nothing but pork and salt, with no smoke or sugar or any of the other flavors we Yanks like to use.

Go back to Syracuse with your salt potatoes. Next you'll be asking us to try spiedies.

Is it wrong that I immediately read this in Big Freedia's voice?

See Richie, if you say "I'm going to put a float in your mouth" it sounds much classier.

"Sorry, he had great intentions but a poor finish. Story of my life." - Mrs. Nacho

Too bad. It's a waste to see a girl not put out an effort despite great DSL (Dogmatic Surety of Life-unending)

I can't remember if you addressed this in earlier weeks, but does this give credit to the offense for defensive scores? Or is it just purely points scored for and points scored against.