You fucking dipshit.

All their shit sounds the same to me. I realize that’s my own problem, but there it is.

Wait … since when are Gen X’ers afraid of the public F bomb? We practically invented that fucking shit.

Were they? I have a hard time watching the first two without falling asleep.

So’s the Falcon.

OSKEE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WOW WOW

I wouldn’t read that into it, necessarily. Deadspin’s house style requires shitting  on the Cardinals at every opportunity. The Braves have little to do with it.

The only reason I’m almost sort of fine with it is because I remember how they treated Todd Kalas.

I read it as Foghorn Leghorn. Both work pretty well.

The most underrated ‘90s band is Uncle Tupelo. End of argument.

What is?

Daily Bugle Headline:
DWIGHT HOWARD: THREAT OR MENACE???

Come on, Miller.

Fuckin’ C. Montgomery Burns up here. Fuck outta here with your bootlicking.

Jody Hill plays Levi, Danny McBride’s long-haired henchman. The Rimtyme manager kicked his ass.

Preach. Ybor is the Rays’ only real hope.

Counterpoint: They’ll call her a “RINO” or whatever and go full piranha on her until there’s nothing left but skeleton.

Greatest match ever? I beg to differ.

GROOTSLANG WUZ ROBBED