I’ll see your Inside/Out and raise you a photorealistic Osmosis Jones.

The list of movies where it worked begins with “Babe” and ends with “Babe: Pig in the City.”

The Mouse doesn’t care if you see him coming. You can’t do anything about it anyway. Implacable. Unrelenting.

This hurt my eyes and my heart.

Other than knowing he really digs picking up power converters at Tosche Station, you could ask the same questions about Luke Skywalker. 

YOU’RE FROM IOWA, MOTHERFUCKER.

AP Stylebook says capitalize. Chicago style can get fucked.

Soulless? Not sure when you last visted, or who broke your heart during that visit, but downtown St. Pete is fucking awesome. But the Trop still sucks and needs to go.

I moved to NC from Tampa a few months ago. This is a fine idea.

Basing your opinion of a stand-up comedian on their IMDB page is possibly the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

That’s just Zod being Zod.

Toronto FC plays nearly half its season on U.S. soil, so the statement is technically correct. (The best kind of correct.)

All facts. I wish Vinik would just buy all the teams. Even the Rowdies. Fuck it.

This is what makes me think the Rays have a shot in Ybor. Tampa has shown it can show up for sporting events in healthy numbers midweek for a good product at a decent location. Of course, the Bucs have shown that Tampa fans are discerning, and will tell you to go fuck yourself if presented a shitty product. Let the…

LOOKIT MY SHIT

I have the strangest feeling my own well being is tied up in Leslie’s unspoiled reaction to the end of this movie.

And you consider this a personal victory for some reason?

Short answer: No.
Longer answer: If his pockets are pooching out like that, it means his (very, very tailored) pants don’t fit correctly anymore, which can happen when you put on a little weight (happens to the best of us). He’d get gigged on his uniform inspection if his belt/pants combo looked like that.

Which, as I found out the hard way, makes you look like a tool if you’re not built like the Ultimate Warrior. 

Don’t forget Eve 6.

Actually ... do forget Eve 6.