The way I figure it, the show needed to demonstrate the lethality of being in the Sarlacc, but weren’t going to festoon the creatures innards with aliens in various state of decomposition.

China has a camp for everybody, don’t they?

Savage Question !

I, too, am a fan of correctly analyzing incoming data and reaching appropriate conclusions.

the trick is: watch youtube AT work

For me, it’s Ana Ng or Hotel Detective.

wow, I guess we really do live in a society

Nah, I don’t think that’s the message.

OR, and hear me out on this, just don’t be an asshole?

He doesn’t just lose. He loses to a coalition of heroes led by the literal living embodiment of American ideals.

Aren’t you delicate; if the rest of us had to, you have no right to get out of it. Nobody do as he asks.

You don’t have to do this man.

Seriously, you’re ALL the money.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

The fact that quite possibly the most powerful act of using the force in all of history was to avoid fighting should not be lost on anyone. Luke saved the resistance that day by not showing up with his laser sword. 

You put way too much stock in a film series about Space Samurai.

Deadspin took tons of chances on people and types of articles other places wouldn’t. Even if you didn’t like them, the media world is a lot worse for having fewer places like that.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

Shhhh, shhh. Don’t say that too loudly, this is the most entertaining time of year around these parts.