The way I figure it, the show needed to demonstrate the lethality of being in the Sarlacc, but weren’t going to festoon the creatures innards with aliens in various state of decomposition.

China has a camp for everybody, don’t they?

Savage Question !

I, too, am a fan of correctly analyzing incoming data and reaching appropriate conclusions.

For me, it’s Ana Ng or Hotel Detective.

wow, I guess we really do live in a society

Nah, I don’t think that’s the message.

OR, and hear me out on this, just don’t be an asshole?

Aren’t you delicate; if the rest of us had to, you have no right to get out of it. Nobody do as he asks.

You don’t have to do this man.

Deadspin took tons of chances on people and types of articles other places wouldn’t. Even if you didn’t like them, the media world is a lot worse for having fewer places like that.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I really can’t tell if this is meant to be some sort of satire and the punchline fell a bit flat, or if we’re really meant to feel some way about your grandfather’s greedy ass, whose favorite team won the World Series at a rate of once every four years during his lifetime.

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

You are mother fucking right it did!

Shhhh, shhh. Don’t say that too loudly, this is the most entertaining time of year around these parts.

Alexi Lalas has a take on this. Not sure what it is, but it is not a good take. Thats all.

Why did he do it? Probably for a little taste of Tempe Treasure, a bit of Flagstaff Foie Gras, a heaping helping of that sweet Sonoran Snack Pack.