Pre-aged! This feature comes standard on today’s young(ish) conservative.

I will never not watch this video four or five times in a row.

No movie is necessary.

I was saying boo-urns.

I guaran-fucking-tee he got trip protection.

Patrick and his brothers have a band in Tampa. (He’s a St. Pete guy.) They’re pretty good!

She knew, man. SHE KNEW.

There was a time we at least paid lip service to being the good guys in situations like this. Not you, though. You’re a shitty American.

Eat shit.
Eat all the shit.

And don’t even get them started on dropping bombs in space.

More like the entire Galactic Neckbeard Empire shitting on her as a human being, but yeah.

No.

But they’ll tell you they’re actually boycotting until Kathleen Kennedy steps down. Because they’re goddamned morons.

Every movie you watch is something some studio thought was appropriate.

PREACH, brother.

Needs more stars.

I was saying Boo-urns.

“The alternative is physical conflict.”

sharpmath: “They can’t defend her latest tweets.”

#MAGA Nation: “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”

1. It’s worth a whole lotta money. Rebellions need funding.
2. It’s safe to assume she has a ship, given that we saw the Cloud Riders on multiple planets.