My parents rarely let me drink soda growing up, and as a result I didn't have a cavity until my senior year of high school ... when I could drive and started buying myself ALL THE SODAS. Mark this down as a reason why I'll follow my parents' lead and keep my potential future kid off the sauce.

Let's see if Kinja lets me upload this...

Agreed that they're all terrible, but I kind of root for her in this scenario just because I'm awed by her self confidence.

I want a separate interview for the shit she learned from Parents magazine.

Oh no, this is the best one!

NEVER FORGET.

There are a million truly funny cat videos out there; this is one for people who either hate cats or don't understand when cats are terrified and traumatized. The person who posted it must be one or the other.

I thought freezing to death was a (relatively) nice way to go! You get confused and sleepy, and forget that you're cold.

I find it sort of comforting that even the president can't always get the USPS to deliver to the correct address.

I.Love.You.

Yes.

Aerials, which I do regularly, are the best thing that have happened to me as an adult. I enjoy it as much if not more than I once enjoyed ballet and modern dance, but without the impact on my sad, busted up knees. And I have real upper body strength for the first time in my life. It's seriously the best thing ever.

I want to go to one of these places. They look like bouncy castles but better.

I'm assuming everyone has seen/been to a SkyZone, and is aware of their trampoline dodge-ball. It's life changing.

I have a nudie mum too. In fact my brother had to help shower my disabled dad the other day and my mum ran naked into the bathroom to get her toothbrush. So he was in the room with both naked parents. Scarring.

I can't be bothered to care what my vulva looks like. It's kinda out of sight out of mind for me.

So you regularly bring up giving your boyfriend/husband blowjobs in the back of limos and having "rapey" sex to YOUR mom?