This video is actually more realistic than the first that you saw. In my opinion, adulthood means you can't quit whenever you want anymore. You have responsibilities that the hilarious woman in this video highlights.

While I am a huge fan of the "gentlemanfriend/ladyfriend" variation, the boyfriend/girlfriend designation leaves a lot to be desired for the committed couple. It feel odd to use the same terms as highschoolers when you have been together for years and plan on decades more.

Belgian witbier! Smoother than hefe and just lightly spicy. :3

Where can I get a kit for Jafar? Cuz that bitch is fabulous.

HELL FUKCING NO!

Holy shit, if I had to put up with that kind of hierarchical bullshit, my "seniors" would have turned in work product to judges that was WRONG.

I was thinking Green Giant.

And Kinja highlights the wrong picture. Of course it did!

Sometimes I think it would be awesome to be required by my work to eat a ton of burgers and bacon. But then I remember that athletes get to do this because they're also working out all day long, and some days I don't work out because I've already showered in the morning and don't want to have to shower again. No…

This is my current job. At first I was thinking I wouldn't be able to do it for very long, but in this economy, things could certainly be a lot worse. I got student debt and bills to pay, and the rate here is pretty decent (especially given the level of stress, which is zero), so I will just hang out here on the…

Where's Bryan Cranston fighting an evil killer monkey in circus pants?

Sad, and true. Too, too sad and true.

I like to think this is the only plant that grows in my "lady garden"

Remember that article about wanting to eat babies from the other day? I'm coming for Louis Bullock. I know he's not a baby baby, but man, that kid is CUTE.

No, you put the best one on Craigslist.

Show me another cat in a sink!

Weird, I was already planning on going as a Fed Up Hospital Administrator for Halloween.

I get that for adults, "naughty" has all these associations with sexuality. But 4 year olds don't tend to have those associations. If I was a 4 year old, I'd be like "GOOD! I don't want to be a tame, well-behaved leopard, while all the other cool leopards are out there being their bad-ass self. Fuck that noise.…

What if the mother didn't want to have her daughter raised by a tribe member? She picked the Capobiancos. When the father took the child from the Capobiancos, he not only took them away from the adoptive family, he cut off all contact with the mother, too, who had intentionally arranged an open adoption. Why should…

What about the clause in the act that lets the birth mother pick the family she wants?