This is how you know you live in a city. You see a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba, and all you can think is, "Fuck, look at that counter space."

As if being bathed in the kitchen sink isn't horrible enough, to add insult to injury my step-mother uses the soap bubbles to make her dog look like a fawn.

Ride a track bike (or any bike really) because that's my ride and I get compliments on my buttocks from both sexes. Which is fine by me!!

don't say I never gave ya nothin'.

I feel rich when I can afford to fill up my gas tank!

Question: How is this any different than attractive young women who are hired to dress in skimpy ad-themed clothing and hock energy drink/cigarette/alcohol swag at bars and nightclubs? (Answer: It's not.)

Oh yeah, and I wouldn't even DRIVE thru Trappes without a headcovering. Trappes is terrifying. That coming from a woman who used to hang out in Oakland! The only people doing the the protesting, I hate to inform you, are the Muslim men that consider women property. Really, reporting on European events by American nesw…

Oh, please. Nobody's forcing Muslim women to wear a bikini: the law bans face-covering veils. And I think society has the right to apply at least a little pressure on immigrants to assimilate. Especially groups, such as conservative Muslims, who have a habit of critiquing French society and demanding that it change to…

The next time you get mad because an Attractions worker won't let you ride because the restraints won't click enough times, please remember this.

"Always cut your heroin with baby laxative, kids, and NEVER drink Everclear when you're shooting up."

Baller.

I fully believe that this woman and (likely) her husband are "spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats". There is clearly something wrong here if she thinks that even after this message, she'll have the chance to return the "bad gift" favour to Tanya at her wedding?! Like hell! Who would invite this monster!

Those hair colors!!! It's like all of my childhood Lady Lovelylocks fantasies came true... for someone else. :(

Sometimes I think about how much work and artistry used to go into sets and backgrounds, and it makes me sad that movie makers don't really do that anymore. CGI is great, but someone created the sets for Metropolis with their HANDS.

Let's not focus on "cheap" clothing here - the fact is that most clothing is made under those sorts of conditions, including the expensive stuff. Which makes the expensive clothing even less ethically defensible, as that means some third party is making an even larger profit off it.

*GASPS*

He was on Are You Afraid of the Dark?, too! The guy did kid-show horror well, it seems. (The video link is to the entire episode on YouTube.)

Damn, everyone feeling old about this video is making me feel really young!

It would take a brave, brave man to put his penis inside a vagina capable of THAT.

I find the whole student loans thing in America so baffling. In Australia you can have a massive student debt and it seriously just sits there until you start earning a certain amount of money (I think it's like $45k?). You can even use a loophole to get out of paying it completely if you go overseas and don't come…