Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.
Polstergeist
Polstergeist
However, when Disney bought Lucasfilm, they reclassified the entire “Expanded Universe” as “Legends,” and said none of it actually “happened” as far as the new films are concerned.
“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”
Canada-brag should definitely become a new term.
Two months after ‘90s dream couple Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they were divorcing, TMZ is reporti…
Hulu has 1 season of Paranormal Home Inspectors. It would be completely terrible if not for Brian Daley, a certified house inspector.
More like Iyanla, FML am I right guys?
That vine is now my reaction to everything.
Old white men yell at things.
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It can’t compete with Robin Hood: Men in Tights though
I was wondering that... and also... Hannes and Franz?!
“With a spoon!”
No amount of shocked gifs can truly communicate the horror displayed on my face as I viewed that gif of Simple Plan dude thrusting his junk in swim trunks.
Doesn’t ‘Living Your Best Life’ demand NOT dieting? I won’t even mention that dieting causes weight gain, not weight loss. And don’t even come at me with that whole ‘it’s a lifestyle change, not a diet’ bullshit. I see oranges and I raise you blood oranges. Come on Oprah, do you really want your legacy to be yoyo…
Flowbee
Fuckface Von Clownstick
Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.
The robot lady from Superman 3.