Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

Canada-brag should definitely become a new term.

More like Iyanla, FML am I right guys?

That vine is now my reaction to everything.

Old white men yell at things.

Failure?

No amount of shocked gifs can truly communicate the horror displayed on my face as I viewed that gif of Simple Plan dude thrusting his junk in swim trunks.

Doesn’t ‘Living Your Best Life’ demand NOT dieting? I won’t even mention that dieting causes weight gain, not weight loss. And don’t even come at me with that whole ‘it’s a lifestyle change, not a diet’ bullshit. I see oranges and I raise you blood oranges. Come on Oprah, do you really want your legacy to be yoyo…

Flowbee

Fuckface Von Clownstick

When you have money, people go out of their way so you don’t have to spend it. When you’re broke, they squeeze every cent out of you

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it’s great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there’s any KITES around here we can fly!

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Slightly off topic but the fact that Rusty Yates isn’t sitting in prison still angers me to no end. When he went on Oprah and said he “forgave her”, I about lost my mind.

I wonder if I’ll enjoy not reading this version any more than I enjoyed not reading the original.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.