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@treehouser: And thousands more are swallowing handfuls of Xanax realizing that they may never, ever be published. And this is.

Hmmmm. "Badass." I do not think that word means what you think it means.

@lolita7b3: I know. That would be like a loan shark killing a guy before getting any money out of him. No more media circus, no more money.

@The-Girl-in-the-TARDIS: Why hello there GitT! I knew someone out there would get this. And put a finer point on it. Ha. Happy Halloween!

Good night all. So ends my first SNL liveblog. Thanks for bringing the funny!

@daisyhalfwit: Ha. "Just a masters." Do not diminish what you do. This shit is pretty hard! Rule number one of beating Impostor Syndrome (thanks to theKP for putting a name to this for me!).

@LadyCoCo: I am, alas, sober. And yes.

@Definer-not-defined: I like this dress a lot—especially with the black boots. She sounds pretty good. I think she had happy hour between last song and this. :)

@newmakcity: Thanks for this. Like a dollop of refreshing sorbet.

This sketch is so over...OR IS IT?

This is doing nothing to disprove my theory that Wiig is more hypothetically funny than she is in practice.

Ummm...I thought this was funnier when Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer did it.

@LadyCoCo: You should take some shots. Okay....NOW. Good lord, motorcycle kissing. AHAHAHA.

@leftoverhill: Glad I'm not the only vicarious embarrassment sufferer. Ha!

They are laughing at their own stuff more than I am. That last bit just seemed kinda mean—but the ringtone part was funny.

@caseycannolis: Just be glad you're not in Texas. I can't wait until Tuesday is over.