@Federov: Exactly. And how much time did they spend last night talking about Niecy's boobs?

@jemandtheholograms: And before that, the underwear ads in the Sears catalog.

I've had conflicting feelings about Sarah Silverman. Today, based on these two quotations, I'm in love.

@spiraloflife: O rly? But what about the Oprah/Gayle love child being carried by one of Oprah's producers?

@chloros: Always happy to meet a fellow blue Texan. Keep hope (-ey changey) alive!

I find even 55% comforting. Of course, I live in texas, where, by my unscientific estimation, 68.8% of those 71% of supporters live.

@Polstergeist: I was trying to embed the mom jeans video from hulu. Polstergeist fail.

@#c20985282:crap embedding didn't work.

I love how William Shatner's tweet has a letter closing—"My Best, Bill." My mom does that every time she sends me a text. It's like she doesn't realize that this isn't like mail or even e-mail—I already know who sent the text. It's like ending a phone call with, "Okay then bye, Love, Mom." Oh those crazy olds.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: This is a great point. You can't know the reasons for anyone's parenting decisions based on standing behind them in line at the grocery store. Slings, strollers, boobs, bottles, whatever—most people have complicated and personal reasons for making all these choices.