Hook em!

Oh so you’ve met my sister-in-law. My brother is all for it.

If he was a Democrat, it very much would be.

Fair enough. I went to UT a lifetime ago and I hear it is a mess when it comes to transit these days. Also, it’s surrounded by Texas, which... no one wants that.

It might have served the concept better had Mattel not attached it to the ‘Barbie’ brand. Then again, Mattel is all about the money, so.

Get some really nice (maybe handmade) sheets of paper. Ask the guests to write down the best advice they have ever received (baby-centric or otherwise, or some other theme - like maybe worst advice ever, that could be funny!) and put them in a book. You can get pre-made books with removable pages online, so no in…

The glitter ones! But that’s in part because I don’t like the squared-off design of the others lol. Also it’s still freezing out (here) so I’d save the pale blushes for later spring/summer.

New Orleans, Austin, Seattle; Portland OR, Asheville NC, Charlottesville VA.

Murder(s) by hire.

Completely cool - Many people did! And that gif is great!

Part of it for me is, I don’t like broad or physical humor. Bodily functions, slap-stick type stuff just doesn’t appeal to me. To add to Will Ferrell - John Candy, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, etc. I’d take a Wes Anderson film over a Judd Apatow any day of the week.

I’d say, mocking her intelligence is blatantly shitty conduct, and you can bring that up as an example of, This dude is not good to you?. You don’t have to include your personal bad vibes unless you think she would give that weight.

OH MY GOD I HAVE NO WORDS

Hey since you are a fan of hers (I am definitely not) what do you see in her? She’s clearly popular so I must be missing something.

Yeah that movie (and that role) was unfortunate. Bridesmaids was complete dreck - not funny, not endearing, and her role was the worst of the characters. I’ve yet to see anything from her worth watching.

Kristen Wiig has always left me cold - I’ve never been drawn to her work. She seems very one-dimensional to me. However in a weird way, I’m glad she’s been cast in such an interesting role in a strong franchise. Maybe this time, I’ll get to see what everyone sees (and I’ve been missing).

Really, that hat is the worst. Who puts that on and says, “Oh, this one! It’s perfect!”

MAN. Stay in your lane, Coke. You’re already the sweet liquid poison of choice for most of the planet.

THANK YOU! That sounds terrible and awesome and also terrible.

I know cooking isn’t baking, but here’s a story on my grandma who I loved to death: