I may be making this up, but I swear I saw a tv spot promoting a dog show of only rescue pups. I could get behind a dog show like that!

Five whole days! How will he ever recover? Well, at least this incredibly harsh punishment will finally end racism on the radio.

NO! Oh that’s all kinda wrong.

Kitten heels are ridiculous and awkward and they just look...silly.

Oh - Yeah I learned nothing about sex from my parents or at school. For years I didn’t know that having a period had anything to do with reproduction. !!!

I’m 52. As a young teen I don’t recall any books that involved sex, unless we’re talking the pulpy bodice-rippers I swiped from my mom’s bedside table.

‘ate it up like thirsty dogs’

Same! And I’m 52 - I should know these things!

That’s Marlon Brando?? Good Lord, I never knew.

Haha/barf!

Yikes.

Yikes.

This is everything I love about Jezebel.

ha ha!

You are terribly uninformed about the subject of HPV.

What is your problem, exactly?

So aside from management or the legal system, what other avenues does Cato suggest? Arming yourself?

Haha punny...ugh.

Your headline implies ICE does not already consider itself a spy agency. It sure operates like one, and gives no fucks about the rule of law.

Feel that way about Bichon Frises. It’s completely because of a hateful cunt I had to deal with, and her neurotic, whiny, spoiled, yappy, half-house-broken BF was the epitome of everything I hated about said cunt.